which one is you??
Once you have opened this email, there's no turning back. Below are
true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35
years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then forward
this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get
bad
luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. This is
real shit, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having
a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from
there.
.:VIRGO:. The Virgin
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in
bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual.
Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first
sight.
Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate
sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future.
Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want.
Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if
you do
not forward.
.:LIBRA:. The lame lover
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is
one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most
caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing
in
Bed? not the kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up
crying... the most irresistible. 9 years of bad luck if you do not
forward.
.:ARIES:. The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny.
Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy.
Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed. 16
years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in
long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will
exceed your
expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in
bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE! 2 years of bad luck if you
do not forward.
.:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover
not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy.
Always
happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has
a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.
9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:LEO:. The Lion in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is
really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth.
Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years
of bad
luck if you do not forward.
.:CANCER:. The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one
of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet!
Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed.
Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your
lights out
if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad
luck if you do not forward.
.:PISCES:. The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very
high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep.
Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good
way.
Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for
life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular.
Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:CAPRICORN:. The passioate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great
talker.
Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy.
Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke.
Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. 24 years of bad
luck
if you do not forward.
.:TAURUS:. The Tramp
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long
relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
Extremely
outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of need.
Outstanding
kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as .........
Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to ####
with. Are the most sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you
do not forward.
.:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when
found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to
give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to
everyone
They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own
unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in
Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna # #
# #
with you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not
forward.
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