Brides wanted..........


Lawyer:

I hereby beg to solicit myself as an …, eligible candidate for the post
of husband after marriage. The person whom,,,,,,,, I’m looking for
should…… strictly a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the
service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. And objection would be
overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in confidence and if you have
the confidence.





Boatman:

Must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own
boat with motor. Please send the photograph of motorboat.





Shaayar:

Badi muddat ke baad ek arzoo jaagi hai,
Ki hum bhi shadi shuda ho jaye,
Kya vajah shadi karane ki jo kahde sahi sahi,
To yaroo ab khud se kaam ghar ka hota nahi.





Bevda (Drunker):

Wanted a girl. Girl’s gather should preferably have a soda factory. I
am an occasional alcoholic who drinks only when friends come home.
Friends come home only seven times a week. Girl preferred who can carry me
from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally or send soda for a trial. Sample
should be ample.





Car Mechanic:

Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition. Should be above
average and must run household at a good average. Dent wont be tolerated
especially in the head gear.





Beggar:

Bhagwan ke nam pe koi ek biwi de de,
Doosre ki nahi to apni de de,
Bhagwan tujhe ek ke badle do dega,
Hillery hogi to Monika bhi dega.