A middle aged woman

had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God She asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another
43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery,

the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Facelift,
liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair
color.

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well
make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from
the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed
by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you
said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the
path of the ambulance?"

(You'll love this!!!)

God replied,

ooooooops...its you...??? I didn't recognize you."