ENGLISH OF A DESI TEACHER

In class :

* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

* Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come in.

* Cut an apple in two halfs - take the bigger half.

* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away outside

* Both of you three, get out of the class.

* Close the doors of the window.

* Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver.

* Take 5 cm wire of any length.

* Today my Head-ache is paining.

* Outline your pages of journals...By Order..

* Tomorrow there will be a " sudden surprise " test.

* Those who want to appear for the test they will appear...
Rest will disappear.!